THE POOP AND ROLL!

AND HERE IT IS, THE SEQUEL TO THE POOP AND SLIDE! OUR FIRST LITTER GAINED FAME FROM THEIR DAILY EXCURSIONS INTO NASTINESS WITH THE POOP AND SLIDE, AND LITTER NUMBER TWO HAS THEIR OWN VERSION, THE POOP AND ROLL! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE YOU ASK? WELL FOR ONE THE POOP AND SLIDE WAS MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PUPPY ROOM AND ANYTHING WITHIN ITS WALLS, REQUIRING GROUP PARTICIPATION AND A SUPERB SENSE OF TIMING. THE POOP AND ROLL REQUIRES MORE ONE ON ONE ACTION AND LEAVES THE PARTICIPANTS COVERED IN A STINKY GOOEY SUBSTANCE THAT CAN ONLY BE REMOVED WITH SEVERAL SESSIONS OF SOAKING AND SCRUBBING. THE POOP AND SLIDE INITIATED WITH EVERY PUPPY SIMULTANEOUSLY RUNNING TO DIFFERENT SPOTS IN THE ROOM AND POOPING UP A STORM, THEN QUICKLY MOVING TO ANOTHER SPOT TO PEE. ONCE THE AROMA MADE IT'S WAY TO US WE WOULD DASH IN TO THE ROOM JUST IN TIME TO SEE THEM RUNNING AND SLIDING THROUGH THE WHOLE MESS, IT THEN BECAME A GAME AS TO WHO WAS THE LAST PUP TO GET CAUGHT. THE POOP AND ROLL IS MORE OF A CONTACT SPORT WITH ONE PUP STARTING OFF WITH A GIANT POOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR, USUALLY THIS IS TOTES. NOT WANTING TOTES TO HAVE ALL THE FUN THE REST OF THE GANG FOLLOW IN HIS PAW PRINTS AND PRETTY SOON WE HAVE 8 PILES OF POO. OF COURSE YOU CAN'T DO #2 WITHOUT #1 SO THAT IS NEXT, THEN THEY JUST FLOP DOWN AND ROLL, AND ROLL AND ROLL. ONCE THEY ARE COATED IN A NICE THICK LAYER OF IT THEY START THEIR VERSION OF THE WWF. THE CLEAN UP REQUIRES FIVE ROLLS OF PAPER TOWELS, TWO JUMBO PACKAGES OF BABY WIPES, 20 GALLONS OF WARM WATER AND HAZMAT GEAR! OH, AND ONCE I SAW KELLY CLEANING OUT TOTE'S NOSE WITH Q-TIPS, ACTUALLY I HAVE SEEN HER DO THAT ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION. TO HER CREDIT MOMMA LOOKS THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED BY THEIR BEHAVIOR.

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SWEET AS A ROSE

Little Miss Rosie:


Out of all the poopy puppies Miss Rosie is by far the most interested in the human element around her. Always the first to seek out attention, she often passes by the food bowl at feeding time to beg for kisses and belly rubs, while the other scarf their meal. She was the first to figure out how to climb out of the whelping box, and although she is slightly smaller than the others she can still invoke a 'yip' from puppy or person when she sinks those baby teeth into whatever limb or appendage is handy. She has studied diligently from the Bullmastiff handbook. She already knows the standard Bully lean, and is the most advanced in the area of the Bully Paw maneuver and as unlady like as it is, she does indeed have down the Bully fart, never ever to be confused with the common dog fart! It is impossible to sneak anything by her, even during nap time. If the door makes the slightest squeak she pops up in a flash and is at full attention, sitting like a big dog with her baby head cocked to one side, leveling you with those beautiful puppy eyes. How dare anyone even consider coming into that room and not let her out for cuddling and playtime!

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